(Editorial Note: In an effort to illustrate how easily the "message" of this film might just have been lost in translation, the author has written this review and then passed it through voice-recognition technology. The italicized sections that follow each paragraph are the "translations" of the written portions.)
Apparently, the Peking people are descendents of a giant man in the worst monkey suit you’ve ever had nightmares about. Fortunately, this prehistoric ancestor was a bit of a pedophile and sheltered a little blonde Caucasian girl. Now, I know what you’re thinking – a monkey, a pretty blonde white girl – that shit’s racist as hell! But no, you are wrong. This film was made in Hong Kong by the Shaw Brothers (who also made Super Inframan) and could not possibly have the same implications that it would have here in the States. On the other hand, the depiction of “uncivilized” natives may be a bit more evidence in your favor.
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After the giant monkey man gets jealous because our explorer hero gets it on with the fully-grown Caucasian lady, they take the nappy giant to the public where he eventually commences with the epic destroying. What’s the lesson here? The rubber-suited monster friend of your blonde piece of ass is not your friend, despite what Sun Tzu might have said.
After the giant monkey man gets jealous because our explorer hero gets it on with the fully-grown Caucasian lady, they take the nappy giant to the public where he eventually commences with the epic destroying. What’s the lesson here? The rubber-suited monster friend of your blonde piece of ass is not your friend, despite what Sun Tzu might have said.
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Alright, so full disclosure time, I actually fast-forwarded through a good 25 minutes of this film. Don’t worry though, I only skipped through some love story montage bullshit. Nope, I’m not kidding – 25% of this movie is some relationship crap. Seriously!?!?
Alright, so full disclosure time, I actually fast-forwarded through a good 25 minutes of this film. Don’t worry though, I only skipped through some love story montage bullshit. Nope, I’m not kidding – 25% of this movie is some relationship crap. Seriously!?!?
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Admittedly though, once the dude in the terrible monkey suit starts tearing shit up, he does a pretty great job of it. He even throws some dude down on the pavement then stomps on him to the horror of everyone watching (even mine because it looked so damn cheesy). They even have tiny tiny tanks to attempt to “kill the Peking Man by any means [they] can!”
Admittedly though, once the dude in the terrible monkey suit starts tearing shit up, he does a pretty great job of it. He even throws some dude down on the pavement then stomps on him to the horror of everyone watching (even mine because it looked so damn cheesy). They even have tiny tiny tanks to attempt to “kill the Peking Man by any means [they] can!”
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So in the end, what did we learn? Well, that even the makers of Super Inframan-goodness can create a mediocre film with a giant man in an ape suit. Also, don’t trust the military with the life of your monster cause they will blow that fucker away if given the chance (everyone knows that the military is to giant monsters as a snake is to its celtic tail). And finally, the horrific burning of the giant ape in this film was brought to you by Mobil – “Mobil: burning giant monsters since 1963.”
So in the end, what did we learn? Well, that even the makers of Super Inframan-goodness can create a mediocre film with a giant man in an ape suit. Also, don’t trust the military with the life of your monster cause they will blow that fucker away if given the chance (everyone knows that the military is to giant monsters as a snake is to its celtic tail). And finally, the horrific burning of the giant ape in this film was brought to you by Mobil – “Mobil: burning giant monsters since 1963.”
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